Please regale us with tales of your terrible nickname, your friends’ terrible nicknames, worst nickname in school, any ludicrous sporting nicknames, your general nickname chat, basically.
Someone I know gloried in the nickname Pants at school, for a while. Came about because one week he failed to get his PE kit washed and just left it in his bag, it was honking when he put it on. He became Cheesy, then Cheesy Pants, then Pants. He got a bowling ball engraved with PANTS, too. Kudos for buying in and owning it, I guess, but really. Where’s the sell-on value?
I am also partial to a good-natured ribbing of a terrible sportsman - your Eric the Eel and your Eddie the Eagle, and so on. Not so much the American style, where atrocities such as Johnny Football are ten a penny.