Night safes

Have always been fascinated by these. Has anybody actually ever used one? Ever dropped a mates house keys into one for mischievous fun

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Just had to google this had no idea what you were talking about

Would be nice to put a little note in one saying “Good morning! Hope you have a great day!”

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2cm x 2.4cm

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This kind of thing-
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Sometimes see them stuck on the side of banks. Look like they’re from the 19th century

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Have to imagine they get pissed in at least once most nights. At least.

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That’ll stick it to those big banks eh?

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ESPECIALLY the sperm banks.

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.really?

It’s funny because “banks” would normally mean money banks but I’ve pretended there’s an ambiguity there that would lead to someone construing it to also include non-money banks. Bodily fluids are a feature of crude humour for cheap laughs, so by going for “sperm bank” instead of e.g. food bank, you get “a joke”.

It’s a bit high-brow though, it’s not going to be for everyone.

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