to be fair there is a scene where cloud sniffs a teenaged tifa’s underwear

Not all but some. A few are pretty much certs to be fair.

I KNEW I was right to dismiss this game as shit for cunts! I just didn’t know how right I was.

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as opposed to fire emblem a series with tonnes of questionable and creepy schoolkid perving

Think that scene is implied and he is teenaged in that scene also.
Not really underage sex at all.
Not a sex scene in the whole thing to be fair.

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Wouldn’t know about the series as a whole tbf but Fire Emblem is romantic rather than sexual and those parts of the game don’t occur until part ii, where everyone’s grown up. The teacher/students thing is still quite, quite creepy.

I’m pretty sure he’s meant to be 19 in the game and all the flashback stuff is 5 years ago so they would be 14?

I think it’s implied that they have sex at the start of disc 3 too actually

I’m pretty sure the prior game to three houses had a mechanic where you rubbed the faces or bodies of the other characters with your 3ds stylus to make them happy or something

@Epimer
Checked and he looks in her drawer and finds ‘orthopaedic underwear’ and that’s it. No sniffing, no underage sex. Just an odd joke.

it’s a very weird scene all the same though

haha. “paed”

Aye but he’s not a paedo mate and theirs no underage sex.

pretty sure 9 has sexual abuse too as zidane grabs a teenage’d princess’ arse and goes “ooo soft!” bit of a shame as his character arc would be quite good without stuff like that

who is this? I don’t know what this means

Are we assuming bam saw ortho’paed’ic and jumped to conclusions?

misremembered the scene, he actually puts the underwear in his pocket doesn’t he

Yep but Tifa points out he’s making it up and teasing her/playing around.

end of the day it’s a creepy game and should be condemned equally with stuff like fire emblem really