Hmm tho the Oh Sees are on tonight. I could just go to that…

whoa whoa everybody hold the fucking phone, THINGS ARE GOING DOWN

The biscuit tin at work, which is normally filled up with the crappy dregs of biscuits liked malted milks and custard cremes has had a huge injection of outside wealth including Bourbons, chocolate digestive and the Holy Fucking Grail themselves CADBURY MINI ROLLS. Today is a fine day :partying_face:

Now how do I make sure that nobody else finds them? :thinking:

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I can hear my housemate’s reaction to the end of GoT through the wall. It was, in her words, “So bad. Soooo bad.”

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Nice out innum.

I’m currently putting stock away in a big outside container thing and pretending I’m Frank Sobotka.

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The only sensible thing to do here is to put the tin in your desk drawer.

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No no no, the only sensible thing would be to eat all of the mini rolls immediately

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Ding ding ding we have a winner

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If you weren’t a super cool poster I would have to respond by questioning the sanity of your tastebuds but as it’s you I will instead just promise to pass on some of ours to you in future.

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I reckon mini rolls would be my best shot at a competitive eating contest

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mini rolls are the worst of all cadbury products, totally joyless. Don’t deserve to be near biscuits

Of all the crap opinions this must surely be the crappest.

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what’s the worst biscuit in your opinion?

I’m going to guess it’s maybe like a coconut ring or something

I pity anyone who doesn’t know how to enjoy a good mini roll :frowning:

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If you can’t get joy from biting the chocolate off the ends, unrolling the sponge and using your tongue to dig out the cream filling before stuffing it all in your mouth well, there’s no hope for you.

Stick them in the freezer for an hour or two first. Turns them fucking delicious, especially the jam ones.

malted milks are delicious much better than a mini roll

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Good idea for thread this. Pasties for me, obviously.

Good question: probably something boring like a bourbon

I did a thread about this just last month!

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