The chutzpah of asserting they’re all the same without watching them
you may as well say tv is all the same!
Seriously though, for me I find almost the exact opposite of the three points you made (depending on the soap)
Neighbours might be generally mundane but more entertaining than depressing
What more escapism could you want than bouncer’s dream or Harold losing his memory
And endings happen all the time, you just get to see what happens after the ending too.
I mean, you don’t like them and that’s fine, but you can’t come into a Neighbours thread and throw Alf Stewart’s name around like that, you dag