#270
  • I didn’t just come here to dance
  • If you know what I mean, do you know what I mean?
  • It’s you boy, you in the corner
  • Something is taking me over

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#271

Looking good!

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#272

I live on the top floor and our building is swaying slightly in the wind :sweat_smile:

#273

I could come round and punch you in the arse cheek if you’d like.

£500 plus expenses.

It will not be a sex thing for me because we will not kiss.

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#274

The shaving man was not working today so I came home and shaved myself.

It took an hour but I think I did alright.

#275

Voted Parasite seeing as you gave no ‘dude; both’ option

#276

On a traiiiiiinnnn

Wish I had some water though

Paaaaarched

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#277

Popped out briefly earlier and got pulled over by the police. Apparently one of my brake lights is out, and there was something hanging off the front of the car as well. Checked my licence, MOT, and breathalysed me.

The policeman then says “also there’s a warrant out for your arrest, for murder”. I look mortified, thinking that they’ve got me mixed up with someone else. And then the policeman said “just kidding! I like pulling that joke, but I normally go for something less serious”.

Twat.

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#278

Whichever one o don’t go see today I’ll go see either mon or Tuesday night :+1:

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#279

What the fuck

That’s nuts

Like I skimmed the post first, thought you were making a joke, read it again and was just

Wha

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#280

Hahahahaha he sounds like top BANTS tbf :joy:

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#281

London was v nice but I’m glad to be going home

Part of me was hoping I might be forced to stay till tomorrow so I could get the day off work and try to get an impromptu DiS meat together

#282

Not sure I’ve got quite enough milk for the multiple cups of tea I’m planning to drink today and for tomorrow morning’s porridge. On the other hand, I don’t particularly want to go outside. What a dilemma.

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#283

Here she is! @Gnometorious

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#284

Thought to myself, it’s probably not so bad, I’ll just have look out the back door to check. Instantly soaked by the rain being blown in. Yeah, fuck that.

#285

This storm is nonsense. It’s crackin flags here.

#286

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#287

I’ve left the house. Sorry, team.

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#288

I’m still in.

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#289

Seems fine here.

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