No Squirtles Thread SSP. This is now the Squirtle Squad canteen. Squirtle Squad aint nothing to f**k with

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I mean, Pokemon is fine, it was great when you were 9, but really, let’s be sensible.

This a thread to chat about anything except Pokemon. Positively no squirtles allowed.

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Here’s an interesting story:

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@moderators Please delete and ban

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Never heard of a squirtle in my life

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This is an SSP thread and you are crossing a line

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CHECKS EDIT HISTORY TIMES

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Gonna make you squirtle

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SSP: Squirtle Squad Party?

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Housemate is back from Japan a day earlier than she said she would be :((( fuck! I was so excited to have one final evening in the house to myself. I’ve literally planned around having the house to myself so I can SQUIRTLE til my eyeballs bleed.

Now I face a race against the clock to get back to the house and put the creepy painting of her dog back up in the lounge before she returns :frowning:

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You were going to wank to a portrait of a dog?

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oh no!

dinner?

and what?

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Me, 3am on a Friday after thinking i could go one more shot of whiskey

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Stop kinkshaming!

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Read an article about a guy who fucked a dolphin earlier

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No!! I have hidden the creepy painting because it’s creepy and I hate it and WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE RIGHT BY THE STAIRS TO THE FLOOR WITH THE BATHROOM AND KITCHEN fuck’s sake

Tried to subtly hint that I would like the dog to not return tonight but the fucking dog will be back tonight.

Can’t wait to live by myself.

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That’s different, poor dolphin :dolphin:

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@ericVI started this nonsense, he should be the one to finish it.

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