Please let this thread sink to the bottom of the boards
**NOAHVALE'S MASSIVE WANKATHON THREAD 2018** (rolling)
anyway you may now proceed, noah, with your grubby questions that won’t fit into (wahey) other threads.
I actually used to keep a chart, a LONG time ago.
God I hope my mother never found that.
I used to keep my toenail clippings in a small box.
I wonder if @NoahVale would like them to wank over?
Once a day for me. European porn mainly, sometimes a bit of vintage Scandinavian. Into a worn sock and just chuck it in the laundry basket. Two minutes tops.
This was before I had a computer so it was a physical hard copy (fnarr), i.e.a bit of paper. I don’t remember what I did with it but presume I must have thrown it out at some point. I still keep my old teenage diaries and I’m wondering if it’s in one of them, I’ve been meaning to dig them out.
I think my mum did used to go through my stuff while I was at school which may have included reading my diary and if she did, she probably read much worse stuff than that.
I think it might be time to return to the boards. Can’t believe I’ve missed this and the sexy polls thread ffs