**NOAHVALE'S MASSIVE WANKATHON THREAD 2018** (rolling)

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#1

Please let this thread sink to the bottom of the boards


Early filth thread for SVD - Sex Toy Edition
#2

best of luck mate


#3

congrats @NoahVale!


#4

Aw. I’m touched


#5

Thanks for the invite to this thread @Balonz


#6

No problem


#7

isnt that the whole point of this


#8

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#9

anyway you may now proceed, noah, with your grubby questions that won’t fit into (wahey) other threads.


#10

@NoahVale So… how many are you hoping to tease out in 2018?


#11

I actually used to keep a chart, a LONG time ago.

God I hope my mother never found that.


#12

I used to keep my toenail clippings in a small box.

I wonder if @NoahVale would like them to wank over?


#13

You mean this exists, is out there, and you’re not sure where it is?


#14

Once a day for me. European porn mainly, sometimes a bit of vintage Scandinavian. Into a worn sock and just chuck it in the laundry basket. Two minutes tops.


#15

This was before I had a computer so it was a physical hard copy (fnarr), i.e.a bit of paper. I don’t remember what I did with it but presume I must have thrown it out at some point. I still keep my old teenage diaries and I’m wondering if it’s in one of them, I’ve been meaning to dig them out.

I think my mum did used to go through my stuff while I was at school which may have included reading my diary and if she did, she probably read much worse stuff than that.


#16

I do find that as one gets a little older things get more ‘seasonal’


#17

Huge spike when your mum goes on holiday.


#18

When your mum goes on holiday


#19

I was wondering why she had booked three weeks all inclusive in Derbyshire.


#20

I think it might be time to return to the boards. Can’t believe I’ve missed this and the sexy polls thread ffs