COME TO SHEFFIELD PRICK
Might need some new jeans there
I’VE ALREADY MET YOU IN SHEFF YOU BELL
(I will be back this year, I promise.)
YOU’RE THE BELL, BELL!
Some all time cats right there
Ah really eager for catching back up with you in stockers pal. Bring cats?
he’s not allowed my cats
these jeans are fine ffs
He can steal other people’s cats it’s fine
yeah, sorted. I’m out of here with them before he knows it.
When’s the Berlin edition of this then? (Not that i’d go)
Next time I meet you I promise I’ll be less cycling fatigued/buckfast hungover, if that’s any consolation
Edit - buckfast autocorrects to nuclear. Apt.
Mate next time I meet you it’s going to be during the buckfast drinking
I bloody hope so pal
Just want to admit I made Severed drink Scrumpy Jack’s cider once