Any meals you eat in a non-standard order? I’m looking at you, packed lunch wankers.
I got a Tesco misery lunch, because the only canteen option today was “scotch egg salad” (what the actual FUCK). I got a triple sandwich because I was very hungry. I’ve eaten two, am taking a break for my Reese’s peanut butter cup dessert, then will have round three.
What you having, and in what order?
Also two sandwiches would easily have been enough, but I had hunger-induced lack of wisdom.
shit, i’m gonna have something like that tonight. obviously without celery because I’m not fucking crazy.
Gunna have a ham sandwich and some instant noodles
always the savoury before the sweet. always.
I’ve got a bag of salt and vinegar crisps, chorizo and cream cheese bagel and a flake in my lunch box.
Can you please give an example of a meal being eaten in the wrong order?
Obviously with my pack up it’ll be:
Crisps for starter
Bagel for main
Flake for pudding
I have a habit of eating dessert while I’m cooking dinner, if I’m feeling particularly peckish/impatient.
That kind of thing?
two sandwiches (ie one sandwich, two triangles) is never enough
Yes.
crisps always after sandwich, unless the crisps are ready salted and the sandwich is a cheese sandwich, when the two should be eaten together.
Excellent.
I have a habit of eating dessert while I’m cooking dinner, if I’m feeling particularly peckish/impatient.
Supermarket size though.
I almost went triple AND deli item. AND bakery item. Luckily I wussed out, because I’m pretty full now.
Nah, crisps are always first. If I have a pork pie or scotch egg, that goes second and then the sandwich is the main event.
was into those tesco chicken wraps for a bit but the 3 roll one is like 1000 calories or something ridiculous. could easily eat about ten of the fuckers.
It’s all the butter/mayo/both, isn’t it? They could easily have half the amount and they’d still be fine.
Nothing non conventional really. Lunch was tune/cheese/sliced chillies on granary bread. One of my favourites.
delicious flask of huel for me 
also got a banana for when i inevitably get hungry in two hours time.
I like to eat chocolate pre-crisps, this is unconventional.
I’ll often have cereal in the evening but very rarely have it in the morning, this is also unconventional.