Non-conventional eating orders/lunch thread


#1

Any meals you eat in a non-standard order? I’m looking at you, packed lunch wankers.

I got a Tesco misery lunch, because the only canteen option today was “scotch egg salad” (what the actual FUCK). I got a triple sandwich because I was very hungry. I’ve eaten two, am taking a break for my Reese’s peanut butter cup dessert, then will have round three.

What you having, and in what order?


#2

Also two sandwiches would easily have been enough, but I had hunger-induced lack of wisdom.


#3

I’m having a leftovers type thing.

last night I made something like this https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/408649/courgette-and-lemon-linguine with added capers and pine nuts and celery

I had some of the leftover mixture of courgette/celery/lemon/pine nut/garlic etc. so I’m having it RIGHT NOW with quinoa mixed with black lentils instead of pasta.


#4

shit, i’m gonna have something like that tonight. obviously without celery because I’m not fucking crazy.


#5

I had some to use up and it was nice


#6

Gunna have a ham sandwich and some instant noodles


#7

always the savoury before the sweet. always.


#8

I’ve got a bag of salt and vinegar crisps, chorizo and cream cheese bagel and a flake in my lunch box.

Can you please give an example of a meal being eaten in the wrong order?

Obviously with my pack up it’ll be:

Crisps for starter
Bagel for main
Flake for pudding


#9

I have a habit of eating dessert while I’m cooking dinner, if I’m feeling particularly peckish/impatient.

That kind of thing?


#10

two sandwiches (ie one sandwich, two triangles) is never enough


#11

Yes.


#12

crisps always after sandwich, unless the crisps are ready salted and the sandwich is a cheese sandwich, when the two should be eaten together.


#13

Excellent.

I have a habit of eating dessert while I’m cooking dinner, if I’m feeling particularly peckish/impatient.


#14

Supermarket size though.

I almost went triple AND deli item. AND bakery item. Luckily I wussed out, because I’m pretty full now.


#15

Nah, crisps are always first. If I have a pork pie or scotch egg, that goes second and then the sandwich is the main event.


#16

was into those tesco chicken wraps for a bit but the 3 roll one is like 1000 calories or something ridiculous. could easily eat about ten of the fuckers.


#17

It’s all the butter/mayo/both, isn’t it? They could easily have half the amount and they’d still be fine.


#18

too healthy for me that, need some crisps now


#19

Nothing non conventional really. Lunch was tune/cheese/sliced chillies on granary bread. One of my favourites.


#20

delicious flask of huel for me :expressionless: also got a banana for when i inevitably get hungry in two hours time.