#1

Any meals you eat in a non-standard order? I’m looking at you, packed lunch wankers.

I got a Tesco misery lunch, because the only canteen option today was “scotch egg salad” (what the actual FUCK). I got a triple sandwich because I was very hungry. I’ve eaten two, am taking a break for my Reese’s peanut butter cup dessert, then will have round three.

What you having, and in what order?

#2

Also two sandwiches would easily have been enough, but I had hunger-induced lack of wisdom.

#4

shit, i’m gonna have something like that tonight. obviously without celery because I’m not fucking crazy.

#6

Gunna have a ham sandwich and some instant noodles

#7

always the savoury before the sweet. always.

#8

I’ve got a bag of salt and vinegar crisps, chorizo and cream cheese bagel and a flake in my lunch box.

Can you please give an example of a meal being eaten in the wrong order?

Obviously with my pack up it’ll be:

Crisps for starter
Bagel for main
Flake for pudding

#9

I have a habit of eating dessert while I’m cooking dinner, if I’m feeling particularly peckish/impatient.

That kind of thing?

#10

two sandwiches (ie one sandwich, two triangles) is never enough

#11

Yes.

#12

crisps always after sandwich, unless the crisps are ready salted and the sandwich is a cheese sandwich, when the two should be eaten together.

#13

Excellent.

I have a habit of eating dessert while I’m cooking dinner, if I’m feeling particularly peckish/impatient.

#14

Supermarket size though.

I almost went triple AND deli item. AND bakery item. Luckily I wussed out, because I’m pretty full now.

#15

Nah, crisps are always first. If I have a pork pie or scotch egg, that goes second and then the sandwich is the main event.

#16

was into those tesco chicken wraps for a bit but the 3 roll one is like 1000 calories or something ridiculous. could easily eat about ten of the fuckers.

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#17

It’s all the butter/mayo/both, isn’t it? They could easily have half the amount and they’d still be fine.

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#19

Nothing non conventional really. Lunch was tune/cheese/sliced chillies on granary bread. One of my favourites.

#20

delicious flask of huel for me :expressionless: also got a banana for when i inevitably get hungry in two hours time.

#21

I like to eat chocolate pre-crisps, this is unconventional.

I’ll often have cereal in the evening but very rarely have it in the morning, this is also unconventional.