if you wanted the penis game for yourself you really could have just bought it without this whole charade

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Box of Krispy Kreme doughnuts to go with it

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Are you thinking of some kind of hoopla fun?

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nah fuck it just give it to her, please report back her reaction

???


http://www.eden.co.uk/shop/prayers-blessings-daybrightener-perpetual-calendar-4308817.html?site_id=162595&adtype=pla&device=m&product_id=4308817&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI8qa77fb31wIVzLvtCh2ZAAfyEAQYASABEgI0gfD_BwE

your own, inflatable, jesus

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Got Phil from credit control, a man with no discernible interests. Probably going to get him some scratchcards.

imagine how annoying it would be if he won like £20k though

Holy Balonz!

Just Googled it and there’s one where the prize is only £200. Have that Phil, you prick.

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This was my first thing!
But they said it would be a HR issue

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But they’re cool with the jizzing cock game?

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every work secret santa I’ve been involved in it stayed a secret who got what for who - so it didn’t really matter if you just got something dull .

One of these guys? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caganer

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M&S Magnolia gift set then.

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honestly no idea what that’s meant to mean

Doing one with a group of friends. Some people I don’t know very well (never had a one on one conversation with them) have put there names in. Dreading drawing them.

Rodney Mullen’s book is really good

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that’s what I usually do with office secret santa presents

I ordered a henry desk vacuum for my one

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