my colleagues got me a nerf gun for my birthday the year before last. last year they basically just got me a bunch of random toys. makes me pretty sad tbh, i’d rather they just didn’t bother.
(i know, check my privilege, right?!)
I ordered the penis game but now I feel bad!
What if I upset her??
Should I get her a nice gift too to go along with it?!
if you wanted the penis game for yourself you really could have just bought it without this whole charade
Box of Krispy Kreme doughnuts to go with it
Are you thinking of some kind of hoopla fun?
nah fuck it just give it to her, please report back her reaction
oh my god. i really, really want to be a fly on the wall at your secret santa opening now.
well, i’m going to be singing this to the tune of ‘personal jesus’ all day now…
your own, inflatable, jesus
Got Phil from credit control, a man with no discernible interests. Probably going to get him some scratchcards.
imagine how annoying it would be if he won like £20k though
Just Googled it and there’s one where the prize is only £200. Have that Phil, you prick.
This was my first thing!
But they said it would be a HR issue
Guys, I’ve been asked to purchase a “Glass Sculpture” for my works secret santa. He Spanish, so I’m assuming somethings lost in translation. What do you think they mean?
But they’re cool with the jizzing cock game?
every work secret santa I’ve been involved in it stayed a secret who got what for who - so it didn’t really matter if you just got something dull .
One of these guys? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caganer