Non-Dis Secret Santa


#101

That is actually a great secret santa gift, legitimised hatred


#102

err what a shitty thing to do. i mean sure, you can’t think of what to buy someone, but how much does a box of celebrations cost? a fiver, if that? jesus christ, what a dick.


#103

Got drawn someone I’ve known less that 2 days and have no knowledge of whatsoever, and will have to borrow a fiver to do so. Fucking. Hell.


#104

Update:

My mum said my dad really wanted the Jizz Game so I am now giving that to him for Christmas. I will obviously wait for him to open it on Boxing Day in front of my family, brother, his girlfriend, my bf and my nan.

I got my secret santa a mug, some socks and some tea.


#105

Are the mugs, socks or tea in any way jizz related?


#106

All perfectly good vessels.


#107

Fuming at what i got. A half pint glass


#108

Is the half pint glass in any way jizz related?


#109

???


#110

Yes it is!


#111

Secret Santa opening starts in 45 minutes.

We’ve counted up the presents, made sure everyones present is in the box ready to go.
There’s one missing though.
Who’s is it?
Oh it’s mine of course. I now have no present to open.

(and other people are now fussing and running out to buy me something last minute and I WANT TO DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT ITS FINE EVERYONE I DONT CARE)


#112

Oh mate :frowning:


#113


#114

Right, going to have a collection so @desk can have a secret santa gift.

(It’s going to be the jizz game)


#115

but she already bought that for herself and then concocted that ludicrous story about giving it to her co-worker/dad


#116

I might just wrap it up for myself so I can feel part of something :frowning:


#117

that would be the logical conclusion to this ridiculous facade!


#118

We’re off to do ours now. Andy’s booked a room, so no chance of hiding my reaction to my gift, or hiding when my santee opens their heap of shit gift from me.

Ugh.


#119

Pls report back


#120

doing my work secret santa later today. i got one of the only people i would have any idea what to get so i was quite lucky.

one girl at work was suggesting that the giftee is NEVER EVER REVEALED even after gifting which seems ridiculous and insane. why would you take that to the grave, of all things?