Mate, they’ve got a plastic pitch. They live in the fucking future.
Might’ve had a better chance if they were playing on the traditional non-league ploughed field, mind you.
Arsenal, sponsored by Emirates, send Sutton, sponsored by The Sun, tumbling out of the Emirates FA Cup. Man of the Match - fat lad who eats a pie as a publicity stunt for the Sun’s new gambling website. The magic of the Cup.
Top marks for the guy running in front of the Wenger Out banner doing a wanker sign
oh man, the fat lad from arsenaltv has got the arsene out banner out at Sutton. embarrassing.
BUT THE FAT MAN WITH THE PIE
The Monk’s phoned me back. Just incoherent sobbing. Really dunno what to say to the man.
magic of the cup, my friend.
He pointed at a sofa in the office and said, “Apparently the assistant manager sleeps here three nights a week - would you allow that at Arsenal?”
I’m a bit worried about Dwight Gayle but I think we’ll be OK.
oh wait, the whole pie thing was staged. fucking disgraceful.
knew there was something unsavoury about that pie
Apple?
pfft
LOW FAT.
Lads, dunno if any of you saw the match last night but there was this bit where a fat bloke was eating a pie. Can you imagine that? I thought I’d seen some funny things at the football - But a man! Eating a pie! Oh we did laugh!
It’ll be dogs playing pianos next.
Turns out the Sun was offering 8/1 on him eating a pie
Hmmm. Lincoln City’s match had heart, but Man Eating a Pie had a man eating a pie.
Quite enjoyed the pie moment.
Lighten up ladz.
probably still not as funny as that scottish player drinking a yazoo though
