“Hi, I’m Alexander, or you can call me exan for short”
Better than Xander imho
Palippa the Rippa
Not really sure where I’m going with this.
Teddy for Edward is ridiculous. It’s one letter shorter and the same amount of syllables.
Teddy for theodore is fine though.
How can one short name be used for two long names though.
I went through a phase of being called Niffer (at my request)
Still a better shortening of my name than Jenny ;(
Sounds like a vaguely rude insult. You absolute niffer!
Jack is short for John. Bit stupid that.
People who use their middle name as there name, not to be trusted either
I call the next door neighbour’s cat “Tomothy”, because it’s less ridiculous than his actual full name of Tom.com
What is Joke short for?
Hes’ got little legs
Good enough to be Prime Minister though, apparently.
I actually do have short legs but I’m not short, just got a luxurious torso, thank you very much
We decided it was the act of sniffing someone in an erotic way
I’d niffer 'er biffer
There’s a Wesley in my work who shortens it to Lee. I always instinctively almost call him Wes in emails