Normal things you don't have in your abode which you wish were there


#1

A Bath - Have’t got a bath lads, wish I had one.
A Wardrobe - Got fucking exposed clothes rails for some inexplicable reason, literally no benefit to it
A Back Door - Got a lovely little roof terrace we’ve done up, you have to go out the window to get to it though, would be nice to have a door there instead.


#2

I have all of these. Gutted mate.


#3

It’s not like you to brag. You’ve changed :disappointed:


#4

need me to paypal you a tenner mate?


#5

No thanks. I could afford all of these things.


#6

An aerial socket (we have none in the whole house, how is that possible?). We even have an aerial.


#7

Yeah, they seem a real rarity these days. It’s inexplicable.


#8

Bit more counter space in the kitchen


#9

someone should invent a fold-up bath

@someone ?


#10

Outdoor tap – would make washing bikes easier
A bloody light switch in an easily accessible place so you can turn it on when you open the front door – currently you have to enter the flat and then it’s sort of round the corner, fucking stupid
Radiators underneath windows – rather than just randomly on walls


#11

you looking to chuck money away then?


#12

ihave ariel sockets but no ariel


#13

Could go an outside tap as well mate, would probably get a little bit of paddling pool action on the go in the summer months if we had one.


#14

ooh yeah this, no fucking tap in our underground car park. Always end up taking it to the hand car wash instead


#15

Persil man, eh?


#16

Waiting for a DiSer to put Someone to hold


#17

Electric razor socket. This never previously bothered me as I wet shave, but I bought an electric toothbrush recently then realised I had no where to plug it in.


#18

Someone to hold :frowning:


#19

@marckee You know what to do here mate…


#20

^this to the light switch one. It’s halfway along the hall for some daft reason.