You’ve definitely had a waffle mate.

Ice is water which begins with W

Stop giving him attention guys

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NEVER PUT PETROL IN A CAR

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Only is France where it is called the gaufre.

never had a filling

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how come you’ve never swam? I thought that was compulsory in junior schools and such. Apologies if this is due to a disability I’m just curious

Never had a kebab

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oh that’s true for me too, they smell so absolutely disgusting

waffles?
broWn bread?

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well done on your great oral hygiene!

Never had lessons - and by the time we went to lessons at school (10/11 yrs old) I was already too tall for the learner pool. I remember my particularly awkward school teacher breaking the news to my mum in the most sensitive way possible. I don’t think she was arsed. Still resent not having lessons as a toddler, though.

I don’t think I’ve swam since I was about 13, not really fussed. Might as well just run a bath

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Only have granary bread (can’t have white either)

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you know what Bam - I’m pretty slack. Always brush my teeth in the morning - but often don’t bother before bed. And I eat loads of sugar

just lucky

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How big is your bath bammers?

bath sized! I don’t want to do work whilst in the water just want to sit and think about life anyway

cross country ski-ing

keg stand in a sauna

Don’t think I’ve ever had gin.

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are those normal in Sweden?

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