Normal / Weird polls #82628

Colleague on a work call whilst taking a dump

  • Good, normal stuff
  • No

0 voters

Impressive multi tasking. Smarter working. Sounds like a real go getter.

6 Likes

Bird on a wire

  • Good, normal stuff
  • No

0 voters

Made this thread whilst on the dump obviously

  • Good, normal stuff
  • No

0 voters

An office toilet should probably be the DiS logo

12 Likes

Remembered earlier during last year’s Cricket World Cup, I would disappear to the toilet for half an hour to watch the endings of games and when I returned would have to pretend not to know the score.

2 Likes

Watching videos through your phone with the sound on whilst on the dump at work

  • Good, normal stuff
  • No

0 voters

(Will eventually do a non-toilet poll)

Feeling an odd sense of power over another human being when you go into a toilet cubicle and immediately hear someone in another cubicle get ready to leave it, presumably because you’ve disrupted their quiet toilet time

  • Obviously. Good, normal.
  • mate

0 voters

Conversation on the phone with a friend and then the flush goes to wash away their poo/wee

  • Thanks for being open with me in this way
  • Other opinion

0 voters

Going into a cubicle for quiet toilet time but sitting on the toilet without pulling down your pants etc

  • Good, normal
  • Bit weird, what if muscle memory kicks in and you absent-mindedly shit yourself while sat on a toilet

0 voters

Would be funny if one of your colleagues just got up from their desk and said ‘right, i’m off to watch a bit of porn’ and walked out the room.

  • Funny
  • Weird

0 voters

have you ever tried to have a sleep like this?

  • Yes but it’s impossible
  • Why do we need a poll for this?

0 voters

Grainy through the window photo of a colleague sleeping at work after a big old work do the night before, shared over the group chat:

  • The height of work banter, mate. absolutely love it. live for it.
  • Nah

0 voters

Wee - fine
Poo - euww

There’s no way of knowing which though. Unless you’re party to the plop

Don’t be fooled by the rocks that I got
I’m still, I’m still

13 Likes

I once fell asleep like this for two hours. Went back to my desk and nobody had noticed (or if they had, they didn’t say anything).

2 Likes

‘Right, I’m off to watch a bit of porn’ has done me

2 Likes

Handed in notice during probation without another job to go to. Two weeks after leaving, former MD starts liking some of your posts on Twitter having never interacted with you before:

  • WTAF??
  • Totally fine, for some inexplicable reason

0 voters

Block them.