Colleague on a work call whilst taking a dump
- Good, normal stuff
- No
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Colleague on a work call whilst taking a dump
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Impressive multi tasking. Smarter working. Sounds like a real go getter.
Bird on a wire
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Made this thread whilst on the dump obviously
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An office toilet should probably be the DiS logo
Remembered earlier during last year’s Cricket World Cup, I would disappear to the toilet for half an hour to watch the endings of games and when I returned would have to pretend not to know the score.
Watching videos through your phone with the sound on whilst on the dump at work
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(Will eventually do a non-toilet poll)
Feeling an odd sense of power over another human being when you go into a toilet cubicle and immediately hear someone in another cubicle get ready to leave it, presumably because you’ve disrupted their quiet toilet time
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Conversation on the phone with a friend and then the flush goes to wash away their poo/wee
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Going into a cubicle for quiet toilet time but sitting on the toilet without pulling down your pants etc
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Would be funny if one of your colleagues just got up from their desk and said ‘right, i’m off to watch a bit of porn’ and walked out the room.
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have you ever tried to have a sleep like this?
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Grainy through the window photo of a colleague sleeping at work after a big old work do the night before, shared over the group chat:
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Wee - fine
Poo - euww
There’s no way of knowing which though. Unless you’re party to the plop
Don’t be fooled by the rocks that I got
I’m still, I’m still
I once fell asleep like this for two hours. Went back to my desk and nobody had noticed (or if they had, they didn’t say anything).
‘Right, I’m off to watch a bit of porn’ has done me
Handed in notice during probation without another job to go to. Two weeks after leaving, former MD starts liking some of your posts on Twitter having never interacted with you before:
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Block them.