#4

Made this thread whilst on the dump obviously

  • Good, normal stuff
  • No

0 voters

#5

An office toilet should probably be the DiS logo

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#6

Remembered earlier during last year’s Cricket World Cup, I would disappear to the toilet for half an hour to watch the endings of games and when I returned would have to pretend not to know the score.

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#7

Watching videos through your phone with the sound on whilst on the dump at work

  • Good, normal stuff
  • No

0 voters

(Will eventually do a non-toilet poll)

#8

Feeling an odd sense of power over another human being when you go into a toilet cubicle and immediately hear someone in another cubicle get ready to leave it, presumably because you’ve disrupted their quiet toilet time

  • Obviously. Good, normal.
  • mate

0 voters

#9

Conversation on the phone with a friend and then the flush goes to wash away their poo/wee

  • Thanks for being open with me in this way
  • Other opinion

0 voters

#10

Going into a cubicle for quiet toilet time but sitting on the toilet without pulling down your pants etc

  • Good, normal
  • Bit weird, what if muscle memory kicks in and you absent-mindedly shit yourself while sat on a toilet

0 voters

#11

Would be funny if one of your colleagues just got up from their desk and said ‘right, i’m off to watch a bit of porn’ and walked out the room.

  • Funny
  • Weird

0 voters

#12

have you ever tried to have a sleep like this?

  • Yes but it’s impossible
  • Why do we need a poll for this?

0 voters

#13

Grainy through the window photo of a colleague sleeping at work after a big old work do the night before, shared over the group chat:

  • The height of work banter, mate. absolutely love it. live for it.
  • Nah

0 voters

#14

Wee - fine
Poo - euww

#15

There’s no way of knowing which though. Unless you’re party to the plop

#16

Don’t be fooled by the rocks that I got
I’m still, I’m still

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#17

I once fell asleep like this for two hours. Went back to my desk and nobody had noticed (or if they had, they didn’t say anything).

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#18

‘Right, I’m off to watch a bit of porn’ has done me

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#19

Handed in notice during probation without another job to go to. Two weeks after leaving, former MD starts liking some of your posts on Twitter having never interacted with you before:

  • WTAF??
  • Totally fine, for some inexplicable reason

0 voters

#20

Block them.

#21

Done and done.

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#22

You’re replying to a Doodle poll for arranging a meal out and realise that you’d be the only person ticking yes to every single date, so you untick a couple of the unfeasible (for other people) dates to mask the fact that you don’t have any evening plans for the next three weeks.

  • Standard
  • mate

0 voters

Hypothetically.

#23

misread that as “non-toilet poo” and was about to say “No” to it.

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