I’d be on nickname terms within the week were it me. Love a harvester
Grilled chicken breast (skin on) is good though.
Also, got to have room on the plate for at least 3 condiments. Brown sauce, ketchup, mayo and mustard for me.
Mentally package their youthful hopes, dreams and passions into a small box labelled “the past”.
Fill time previously spent pursuing such activities pressure washing things instead.
@ttf was going to the Guildford harvester in burpham the ultimate treat of your childhood?
Side ramekins man.
I fucking hate it when you’re right.
Tended to go to the jolly farmer one in puttenham, still there but sadly no longer a harvester
Friend of a friend has one of their full size worzle gummages
Actually enjoy going to other people’s weddings
Think wedding dresses look nicer than normal dresses
box labelled ‘memories’ that is just pictures of yourself pressure washing things throughout the years
You shitting me? I fucking loved those
this is a weird thread, gotta be honest if I made some of the comments people have here I’d get ripped for it.
Think I want to open a family friendly eatery + bar with @ttf and @anon19035908
I’m all in.
Weird as the guy seems as normie as you can get but then he has a life size worzel gummidge and daleks and stuff, just goes to show you never know what lies behin a normie exterior
You can be the front of house face, ttf the brains behind the operation, and I’ll turn up maybe once per three months and make sweeping uninformed critiques of the menu.
‘Why aren’t we doing smiley faces on the fried eggs’ kind of thing
True. Turn pressure washer on > draw crude cock and balls on driveway > pressure wash driveway > spend next fortnight worrying although that you now have a clean driveway, it also has a faint but unmistakable cock and balls watermark in the middle of it.
I do have a fucking massive face tbf, and a body that screams ‘I eat well’.
