Tell me about your nose.
Like it? Hate it? Want to pay someone to smash it up? Distinguishing features?
Anyone got any nose puns? God only noes?
Noses.
I despise my nose. I saw a photo of me from the side about two years ago and noticed my nose points down a little bit. Haven’t been able to look myself in the face since.
There’s a joke in that.
Sounds like you’re cutting your nose off to spite your face
My nose is fine, nothing noteworthy about it which is exactly how I like it tbh
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It’s visually fine. Certainly wouldn’t be the target of caricature. Just permanently slightly blocked, so I’m not a massive fan for that reason.
broken mine twice so it’s a bit steve ogrizovic but not too bad considering
mine is thin and a bit pointy
it’s fine I guess
In recent years it has been blighted with hairs - both long hairs growing in the nostrils, plus hairs sprouting on the top of my nose
Some of these hairs are white. BAD
Could be better, could be worse.
Let’s not talk about nostril hair though, whatever we do.
*despite
The sign of a distinguished gentleman
too late
Yup this. Because I am old, hairs grow out of the tip of my nose and therefore I now have to take a minor detour when I’m shaving.
To be honest this is pretty pointless vanity, considering the amount of hair that grows out of my ears that I can never be arsed dealing with.
I’m sure I’ve crowed about this before but 2 people on 2 different occasions have told me I have ‘the nose of a model’. It’s such a weird thing to say to somebody so I’ve never forgotten it. It’s very thin so I assume that’s why they think it’s a model schnozz?! Fuck nose(!!!11)
A nose model in the same way that some people are hand models?
Like you could get work doing adverts for coffee or cut flowers and stuff?
really never though of it so who nose
Specs?
my ears are also a disgrace
I have a trimmer thing though - dealing with it is a bit like this
I think you need to be a nose AND eye model for that gig.
Occasionally I go for the old fag-lighter treatment. A bit risky, but who doesn’t love a little frisson of danger now and again? And the sudden alarming crackle and whiff of burning hair can get addictive too.