Noses

nose

#1

Tell me about your nose.
Like it? Hate it? Want to pay someone to smash it up? Distinguishing features?
Anyone got any nose puns? God only noes?
Noses.


#2

I despise my nose. I saw a photo of me from the side about two years ago and noticed my nose points down a little bit. Haven’t been able to look myself in the face since.


#3

There’s a joke in that.


#4

Sounds like you’re cutting your nose off to spite your face


#5

My nose is fine, nothing noteworthy about it which is exactly how I like it tbh


#6

It’s visually fine. Certainly wouldn’t be the target of caricature. Just permanently slightly blocked, so I’m not a massive fan for that reason.


#7

broken mine twice so it’s a bit steve ogrizovic but not too bad considering


#8

mine is thin and a bit pointy

it’s fine I guess

In recent years it has been blighted with hairs - both long hairs growing in the nostrils, plus hairs sprouting on the top of my nose

Some of these hairs are white. BAD


#9

Could be better, could be worse.

Let’s not talk about nostril hair though, whatever we do.


#10

*despite


#11

The sign of a distinguished gentleman


#12

too late


#13

Yup this. Because I am old, hairs grow out of the tip of my nose and therefore I now have to take a minor detour when I’m shaving.

To be honest this is pretty pointless vanity, considering the amount of hair that grows out of my ears that I can never be arsed dealing with.


#14

I’m sure I’ve crowed about this before but 2 people on 2 different occasions have told me I have ‘the nose of a model’. It’s such a weird thing to say to somebody so I’ve never forgotten it. It’s very thin so I assume that’s why they think it’s a model schnozz?! Fuck nose(!!!11)


#15

A nose model in the same way that some people are hand models?

Like you could get work doing adverts for coffee or cut flowers and stuff?


#16

really never though of it so who nose


#17

Specs?


#18

my ears are also a disgrace

I have a trimmer thing though - dealing with it is a bit like this


#19

I think you need to be a nose AND eye model for that gig.


#20

It’s a bit small but I like it. Had to get surgery to widen my nostrils when I was 12 because the slightest cold closed them right up. Warning - gross I was sneezing bits of flesh out for days after including what looked like shards of gristle it was fucking disgusting