Noses

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Well.

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I look like Lenny from the simpsons

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Lenny looks like a shrivelled Homer

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Ahhh nuts!

(you could have used the word thinner instead of shriveled!)

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Curse these genes!

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:grimacing:

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It looks like my grandpaā€™s, and a hint of comedy fake nose if I ever wear any sunglasses, itā€™s a bit freckly too but ultimately very good at itā€™s job.

AND WHAT ABOUT YOU???

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As a semi-serious answer to the original question, Iā€™m not a big fan of my nose. 25 years of smoking have, I reckon, taken their toll and even now, two years after I quit, I still donā€™t have a great deal of sense of smell. Thatā€™s a bit of a pisser, because I like cooking, but itā€™s slightly pointless if your palette is numbish, and also because IIRC smelling nice things is useful for staving off depression, which I could use from time to time.

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our kid stuck a load of blue tack up her nose when she was a littlun after she decided she didnt want any posters on her wall any more. we went to a&e and they sat us in a little room while we waited for an ENT specialist and while we were waiting it just sort of fell out again. since then shes broken it twice

my nose is fine i guess, cept i cant breathe through it half the time but i dont want to be mutilated like @jazzballet upthread :scream:

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Got it pierced. Prone to blackheads. Bigger than I would like it to be and worried it will continue to grow to the size of my grandpa, who has a massive schnoz

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This sounds desperately uncomfortable

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Too much mucus. Fine otherwise

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Absolutely huge, fucking disgrace

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my nose is really shit I hate it.

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Massive roman nose. Bent to one side where I was head butted once. Canā€™t breathe through it either.

Daft little ground, silly game, fuck off

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Is this one of those threads whereby I answer the question and it then descends into chaos because some people think everyone is being disrespectful to people who think they have slightly strange noses?
Iā€™m not falling into that trap again (until the next time).

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My nose isnā€™t great - itā€™s kind of fat and dominates my face. I have such a thing for guys with big 45 degree roman noses though :heart_eyes:

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I have a mole on one side of my nose. Could get it removed but cba, itā€™s not really noticeable.

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I think I wouldnā€™t mind the size of mine if my nostrils werenā€™t shite

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My mateā€™s call mine my ā€˜big stupid nose.ā€™ it is big and stupid but I donā€™t have a complex about it or anything.

Nostril hair and general annoyingness of it, especially when hungover, is another story. But looks wise it does the job.