Not having that


#1

Things where, no matter how much ‘evidence’ is provided, you’re simply not having it. My examples:

Tomato is a fruit
Not having that. If I asked someone to bring me back some fruit from the shop and they handed me a tomato, I’d be fuming.

Hot drinks cool you down when it’s hot out
Plenty of studies seemingly supporting this. It’s clearly nonsense.


#2

That hot drink thing sounds like utter bollocks


#3

The Tory party are not, in fact, good at handling the economy. They’re the toffs, they know all this money business.


#4

Basically everything


#5

ik,r!


#6

Ahm oot


#7

No such thing as a bad idea

No such thing as a stupid question

I can provide examples proving the existence of both.


#8

It’s all about you and me,
Let’s talk abooooouuuut sweat


#9

Hot water freezes quicker than cold water


#10

Gonna need to see some supposed evidence for this


#11

#12

Oh, another one. Glass is technically a liquid. Nah, not having it - clearly (whey!) a solid.


#13

Obvious bollocks, thanks.


#14

That’s a “technically bees can’t fly” level of QI klaxon grade A bullplop.


#15

Have a word, son


#16

In some circumstances…

Yeah, sure mate.


#17

*on this very site


#18

Dogs don’t have eyes
I have clearly seen dogs that do, with my own ‘eyes’


#19

That’s their nose


#20

You are correct -