Things where, no matter how much ‘evidence’ is provided, you’re simply not having it. My examples:
Tomato is a fruit
Not having that. If I asked someone to bring me back some fruit from the shop and they handed me a tomato, I’d be fuming.
Hot drinks cool you down when it’s hot out
Plenty of studies seemingly supporting this. It’s clearly nonsense.
The Tory party are not, in fact, good at handling the economy. They’re the toffs, they know all this money business.
Basically everything
ik,r!
Ahm oot
No such thing as a bad idea
No such thing as a stupid question
I can provide examples proving the existence of both.
It’s all about you and me,
Let’s talk abooooouuuut sweat
Hot water freezes quicker than cold water
Gonna need to see some supposed evidence for this
Oh, another one. Glass is technically a liquid. Nah, not having it - clearly (whey!) a solid.
Obvious bollocks, thanks.
That’s a “technically bees can’t fly” level of QI klaxon grade A bullplop.
Have a word, son
In some circumstances…
Yeah, sure mate.
*on this very site
Dogs don’t have eyes
I have clearly seen dogs that do, with my own ‘eyes’
That’s their nose
You are correct -
not gonna seriously listen to anyone doing this