Nothing happening but transfers football thread

Chelsea 3-0 down to bayern after 25 mins…

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Good guys Chelsea nailed on to win the league via the Leicester model?

“His behaviour does not represent the entire team and does not align with our expectations” :thinking:

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He posted a picture of a sleeping Chinese security guard…

HMm well thats not all he did is it

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Yeah it’s obviously not in the same league as Leceister or Chelsea’s previous, but both post are a) incredibly bizarre and b) clearly offensive to China/Chinese people, and possibly intentionally so.

Yeah it is. The translation is ‘fucking hell, china!’

There go their hopes of a lucrative Liverpool-style deal with a Chinese mineral water brand.

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not that either. he put 2 separate photos up, one which said “fuck China” and one of the guard saying “wake up China idiot”

obvs not as bad as the Leicester thing but still incredibly idiotic and can easily see how it would cause offense

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he’s basically got a broken back, so don’t think we’re going to get many takers…

will sit on the bench/injury room all season till his contract runs down

He’ll make it back in shirt sales!!

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£161m for a teenager with half a good season under his belt would be the most insane deal yet. Makes Neymar for £220m look like a snip

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Sizeable Portuguese community building in the Black Country this summer:

Can we just seize the means of (football) production now please? Can’t be arsed with all this money on bollocks, it’s gross and offensive. Give every professional footballer over 18 a flat 50k salary, arrange transfers democratically via workers’ councils. DONE

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And was agitating for a move before that anyway. Shame - he was very good for a while there.

But yeah, encouraging transfers. Hope it works out.

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Pointless transfers: Phil Bardsley from Stoke to Burnley.

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Phil Burnley.

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Fucking hell. Sky Sports News has jumped so far over the shark it’s unreal. It’s beyond Brasseye. Beyond the wit of even Chris Morris and Armando Iannucci.

Going to be proper Midlands when you finish 15th again, eh.

Having lost our last two preseason games to Jablonec and Shrewsbury, I’ve already resigned myself to Nuno getting sacked by Christmas and [Generic Football League Manager] coming in to guide us to solid mid-table mediocrity.