Nothing happening but transfers football thread


#261

You’re all forgetting about Emre Can.


#262

Motherfuckers act like they forgot about 'Mre


#263

is there a liverpool song about Can with the KC and the Sunshine Band tune?


#264

I put forward

‘Jordan, Jordan, he’s our man. If he can’t do it – Emre Can’

It didn’t catch on.

No idea why, it’s factually accurate and rhythmically satisfying. Wankers.


#265

That’s Emre

a ha a ha

I like it

a ha a ha


#266

jesus, even I’d throw a rolled up programme at you for that.


#267

Emre Can get you out of my head
something something goals to think about


#268

Hey you
You’re losing, you’re losing, you’re losing, because Emre Can plays for Liverpool.


#269

Emre Can there’s no heaven
It’s easy if you try

Yeah, well it works if you pronounce it correctly, ya cunts.


#270

Joe Lycett did a stand up tour called

That’s the way (aha aha)
Joe Lycett (aha aha)

Genius.


#271

Going loco, Emre Can


#272

Emre, Emre, Emre, Emre Can
Emre Can, Emre Can, Emre Can
Emre Can, let me rock you
Let me rock you, Emre Can
Let me rock you, that’s all I wanna do
Emre Can, let me rock you
Let me rock you, Emre Can
Let me rock you, let me feel for you
Emre Can let me tell you what I wanna do
Do you feel for me, the way I feel for you
Emre Can let me tell you what I wanna do
I wanna love you, wanna hug you, wanna squeeze you too
Let me take you in my arms, let me fill you with my charms, Emre
’Cause you know that I’m the one to keep you warm, Emre
I’ll make you more than just a physical dream
I wanna rock you, Emre baby, 'cause you make me wanna scream
Let me rock you, rock you


#273

100% signings tax. One for Corbyn’s next manifesto. See to it, Jezza!


#274

That’s not going to help United’s imaginary signing of CR7.


#275

Imagine how Welsh you’d have to be to think Bale’s better than Ronaldo


#276

*5 years younger than


#277

5 years shitter


#278

no coming back to that


#279

Ffs can football come back? Been reading the daily mail at work. Other than some guff about 32 year-old toddler Ronaldo, the sports section is all rugby and golf.

UGHHHH.


#280

Football or no football, there is never an excuse for this.