La Liga’s in full-on pant-shitting mode. Don’t see why, it’s still the third best league in the world after Serie A and the Bundesliga.

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Plus the Premier League has proven you don’t even need to have the best players or football to rake in the cash

this carp is staying in the pond. nice and safe.

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Just need the most passion and lionheartedness

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I’ve just been told Neymar is at Chiswick Roundabout

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Neymar’s legal team deposited the transfer fee at Barcelona’s offices

I hope they just dumped 200m one euro coins in the car park

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dunno why la liga are so appalled about this buyout business.

I’ve been doing it for years on Football Manager™, the world’s best-selling football management simulation game, available on Steam and at all major retail outlets.

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the 3 time edit history shows your dedication to the cause, well done sir

had a couple of tins of lager and made 3 massive grammatical mistakes on the post as a result.

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So, it’s done.

Anyone fancy getting into bowls?

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That saga had just about everything didn’t it?

didn’t have a football in the groin.

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Probably misses his old glasses.

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Neymar’s Facebook update from an hour ago has been translated by Facebook as starting with the following:

A Sportsman’s life is moving for challenges. Some are taxes

heh.

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for the record, I’m glad Barca have been done in with the Neymar transfer. Its happened to Depor on a smaller scale a few times and really affected the club to the extent that we got relegated (in addition to massive mismanagement) . absolutely fuck both Barca, Real and the LFP - they’re all cancers on Spanish football tbh.

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More than a club, actually

mes que un total wanker.

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