really glad they have that shopping trolley next to the “Shopping” section, otherwise you wouldn’t know.

Good to see that Aaron Lennon is back in training.

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Rom-e-Lu Lu Lu
Push pineapple shake a tree
Rom-e-Lu Lu Lu
Better hair than Wayne Rooney

Romelu - Chelsea defeated, we won the war
Romelu - Promise to love you for ever more
Romelu - Couldn’t escape if you wanted to
Romelu - Knowing your fate is to be Man U
Woah woah woah woah Romelu -
Finally signing our Romelu

Someone else do Vindaloo

Definitely not, that’s the joke. :rofl:

Well this just had me laughing hautily on the toilet.

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Finished the first verse for you.

Just watched that silly little BBC Sport video on Lukaku training with United. Main takeaway is that Ander Herrera appears to be the only one training in hotpants :smiley:

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:joy: proper partridge efforts them :joy:

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Huh, maybe it’s a central midfield ‘thing’

You’ve popped out again Ander.

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Whilst we’re on “pictures of pre-season training”, enjoying this one of Chelsea with all of the loanees back. Looks like absolute chaos.

This is Kevin Omeruo’s year imo.

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Oh… HI UP!

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“You said you wanted a bigger squad Antonio”

Fucking piss scared United will be good next season and it’ll be all anyone chuffing talks about so ignoring them from NOW

Cardiff have signed some French dude I’ve not heard of and Rickie Lambert’s off to League 2 </3

I can’t get over how many bloody players we’ve got. The wide-angle shots of training look like a two-page spread from a “Where’s Wally?” book.

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Have any of the enormous number of Chelsea youngsters that have been farmed off on-loan over the years ever managed to make much of a splash in the first team?

Did Zouma go on-loan before he made his breakthrough a few years ago pre-injury?

I really can’t fathom the sense behind their recruitment policy for youngsters. Is it simply a scattergun approach in the hope that perhaps, one of them might make it?

Signed a CB no one had heard of. Arguably downgraded Ibrahimovic with Lukaku. Not much to be scared about yet.

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FFP workaround innit, hoard players and sell them for a profit.

(Also, still half expecting a few of them to make the grade at Chelsea, players breaking through in their teens is increasingly rare these days, mass loans and then bedding in at 22/23 seems to be more regular (Kane, Lingard etc) quite a few of Chelsea’s dominant youth sides are reaching that stage at the minute so it will be very telling, departures of Ake and Solanke don’t bode well though…)

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