Nothing happening but transfers football thread


#141

Oh, I agree.

When my five-a-side franchise (Dynamo Crouch on a Monday night, Atletico Crouch on a Wednesday night) put in a ‘cheeky’ bid for Peter Crouch during his time at Southampton, all we got in reply was Rupert Lowe’s out of office. Sad times.

This bloke wouldn’t speak to anyone for the rest of the day, though. He was entirely serious.


#142

Can’t wait for Sunday


#143

There was a vacancy in the last few years that specified real management experience as an essential because of the number of FM applicants. It was quite high profile - can’t remember who…


#144

Everton going a bit gung ho

know nothing about Klaassan but based on his name, he’ll be a HIT


#145

Even we turn people down for interviews when they do applications just based on their FM success


#146

Rumours Conte may leave Chelsea - probably rubbish.


#147

Just announced our first friendly: HOME TO JURGEN NORBERT KLOPP!!!

And then the standard trips to Southport, Grimsby Town, Notts County and Hartlepool United.


#148

BUT I RAN A BLOG! GIVE ME A JOB!!!


#149

Viva rONaldo


#150

If there’s a shred of truth to this, he can fuck off to PSG or China rather than come to United. Basically confirmed rapist fleeing prosecution for tax fraud :thumbsdown:


#151

I’m SJW on anything but football. I’d have him back in a heartbeat


#152

the costa thing seems to be getting really messy now. everyone looks bad:


#153

Also, Big Red Squid fans, how would you feel about Ronaldo back at the swamp?


#154

Would be extremely short-termist but excellent from a footballing standpoint, would be bad from a moral standpoint.


#155

Lots of places reporting that he wants out at Madrid (and Spain). Apart from China, where else would he go? (Ronaldo in China would be hilarious, though)


#156

PSG innit.


#157

Viva Ronaldo
Viva Ronaldo
Wouldn’t pay his tax
so we got him back
Viva Ronaldo


#158

United with Ronaldo

  • Wins Premiership
  • Does not

0 voters


#159

would be surprised if he went there tbh. Its either competition or money he’d be interested in, and PSG sort of sit a weird shitty grey zone between the two.


#160

Don’t think we’d win it but, had we had him last season, you can bet your bollocks we wouldn’t have drawn at home to Stoke, Swansea, West Ham, Hull, Burnley etc etc