(I spend far too much of my time singing songs with different words like this)
mate you are killing this, I’ve got so much joy from this thread today
It’s all gold mate.
I ought to be offended, given that I’ll be sacrificing a day of my tennis-arse-sitting to trundle around a flower show after my TV, buy her an ice cream and carry a load of her plants home.
But you have a well-sung point.