People love it when you build a really big wooden boat for them in my opinion, this is just a little trick to take it to the next love-level
Gently cup one buttock
Yours or theirs?
Your own
Don’t sleep with ANY of their siblings. Not even once.
Get them a card that says “I choo choo choose you” Take them to Krusty the Clown anniversary special.
What if they don’t notice?
A frontflip
I believe this is quite common
I was once talking to a woman on OKC who had a degree in boat building or something, she must be out there making someone very happy with boats… Boat loads of love you could say.
You will notice, that’s the important thing. The most subtle romantic gestures are the best ones in my experience. If your partner doesn’t even notice it then you’re doing something right!
So something like… You’re out for dinner, wearing a tuxedo. You’ve just finished the main course but they haven’t taken the plates away yet. You stand up. Cup a buttock. Then do a front flip on the spot to show that’s what was happening?
Pffft, I think it’s quite classy actually.
The size of the boat is directly proportional to your love volume
I will give it a try and let you know
No the front-flip was a separate suggestion to the buttock cup
( “Why do you build me up? Buttock cup baby just to let me down” - Might be something?)
Wise men say only fools rush in buttock aren’t help falling in love with you*
*your cup
Beautiful sentiments x
What you can do (if you want to) is peel off all the labels on all the food products and condiments in your kitchen and replace them with labels that say things like “Beanz Meanz I Think You Are Lovely” (on a Heinz Beans tin for example) or “Sauce - I Am Glad That You Are A Nice Person” (on Sauce for example)
This is solid gold
