Gravenberch - YES
Mazraoui - NO
Neres - YES

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Asked my mate if he was excited about going back to goodison, his response: “how the fuck am I supposed to watch pickford live and not shout?”

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Just noticed the pistachios are in their shells

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“Get that bread from Big Pistachio, Jesse”

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Were the players roasted with the turkey?

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Bit of lettuce on the side amirite?!

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What’s worse than missing a sitter?

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Fucking hell, that’s terrible refereeing

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Aye, should’ve played on.

This is amazing

Le tikoi-takoi

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Harry Winks has just lobbed the keeper from about 60 yards and definitely, definitely meant it

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the wood green ronaldinho

(cant remember where he’s from)

dele is playing!

dele is playing well!

ludogerets are shit

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This is quite a hauntingly beautiful poem

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Carlos Vinícius Alves Morais (born 25 March 1995) is a Brazilian professional footballer who plays as a striker for Premier League club Tottenham Hotspur, on loan from Benfica. He was awarded the Bola de Prata for his 19 goals in the 2019–20 Primeira Liga.

Just realised that after us all joking about it for years what I thought was Le Tournoi was actually the 1995 Umbro Cup.

Weirdly remember exactly where I was when Graeme Le Saux slayed Brazil. I mean, we lost, but they were very much slayed by that goal.

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From my home town of Hemel Hempstead. Went to my mates’ school. His dad drinks in my old local. Mum’s got an antique shop in the old town.

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