Good to know that despite the stadiums being empty, losing a derby very badly feels as wildly depressing as if I’d been there. Grim.

Amouth Plyargyle

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…said Dr Cugat as he reattached Aguero’s thigh with the power of innocent injections.

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Cugat’s just confirmed Maradona will be available to make his debut against Porto on Tuesday

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Sexeter Itty

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We ended up winning 4-nil, which, Luton or otherwise, suggests a new shipment of Cugat juice got successfully procured.

And for our incel readers, CeXeter ITty

  • Lovely Carlo and his drugless toffees
  • The Yorkshire topknots
  • draw

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Hi Burnley do you want picking up from losing 5-0 to Manchester City in the morning pal

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oof still top of the league but we nearly fucked it there

Wonder what Slipknot would be if they were an English football team

Could be a good open game. Wouldn’t mind Rodrigo starting but will see how we get on… their back 5 is there to be got at… can’t imagine iwobi defending.

Obviously they have a good front line and could score 6 :confused:

Also not sure on this maroon shirt

I’m very, very sure about my opinions on that kit. Shambles.

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Just screams ‘big in Asia’ marketing bullshit

Call me old fashioned but I want the away k it to alternate between being primarily blue or yellow.

Which is why I love their current green striped away kit :sweat_smile:

Would be alright if it was that block colour like the Leicester kit. The sort of camo pattern on the front is minging

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Ninny Espiritty Sindy