Nobody’s asked me who I’m voting for, and I’m voting Labour. Proof that the polls are wrong!!!

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hopefully because I’m voting in a different constituency, the options won’t include ‘Comrades Soviet Union Party’ or ‘Cannabis is Not A Crime’ candidates, which i’m always sorely tempted to put a tick next to.

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I hope any Tories in my family die before the election.

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So angry

fiscally conservative, sexually liberal.

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a tory on the streets, a lib dem in the sheets.

Ban request!

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would like to trick them all into going on one of those awful cruises in Spain, but the ship is actually going to antarctica and we just leave them all on the ice.

What have the penguins done to deserve this?!

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deep space.

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Ideally the same depth as the core of the Sun…

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Your family too. No offence. All families.

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I wish The Polls would fuck off

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Alright Nigel, etc

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Surely rugged lone-wolf individualism is more Tory (in their minds)

All the, ‘Self-made man, done it by my bootstraps, never took anything off anyone and I despise those who do’ stuff

those latest polls were partly from before the manifesto + 2nd debate if it’s any help

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Nationalise families

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At least half the country thinks this way.

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People don’t care about positive manifestos. They’re only interested in 3 page Tory manifesto. Get Brexit Done!