Also causing that period where they couldn’t keep an emperor for more than a year because they kept getting assassinated, and everything went to shit.
The Scottish Parliament is obviously worse than the Iraq war guys
Just got to hope they don’t dust off the Blair Doctrine and initiate regime change on Holyrood
Sturgeon has weapons of mass destruction, everyone knows it
Literally can’t give them away though, can she. Doesn’t matter how much she asks, Westminster’s determined she’s gotta keep them.
why are these people like this. what the fuck is wrong with them
When they say standing up I dont think they mean with his legs
sounds like a zoom meeting with mr. blobby
They almost certainly do though, because literal displays of manly virility and vitality are super-important to these people. You know, stuff like this:
Not sure if you’re getting my joke or not here
Oh maybe I’m not, but also PUTIN ON A BEAR so we all win
Okay I think I’ve got it now on re-reading lol
In fairness I just assumed you were showing it the contempt it deserved
…is the bear one real
surely not but I want it to be
It’s almost definitely a very good photoshop, but I love it just the same
My BFFs and I are quite obsessed with bears for in joke reasons and so this is very, very much my shit. There will be much photoshopping over this image. Thank you for your service
I am very glad to be of assistance!
it’s photoshopped from a picture of a bear playing the piano I believe
see also: when he said he wanted to make a titanic success of brexit
can this be real? no, but I want someone to make that image anyway
‘I know I wanted to end free movement, but this is ridiculous’
Nice little niche Titanic joke there for all you John Jacob Astor fans out there
