Nude animals

You’ve got your sphynx cats, naked mole rats, chinese crested dogs, hairless rats… others, I’m sure.

Should we ask them to cover up?

May I shock you? They’re all naked.

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What about fish? Are they naked?!

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What about hermit crabs?

Ian Botham

Wait, are you saying that if you have fur, then nudity isn’t a problem? Because if I tuck my genitalia between my legs and then walk about holding my legs together, I still don’t think that would be allowed.

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Guess they are just nude inside their house

Oh yeah

Dolphins, though sometimes they do wear little life jackets and/or guns I guess

This hedgehog is obscene

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I think they are all beautiful

Kin ell NSFW

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That’s… I don’t know. Some are. Most things under the sea are (apart from clams, etc) but… it’s allowed I think. We don’t have to look at the sea perverts

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Looks like an evolved bollock

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Which coincidentally was Ian Botham’s nickname on the 82/83 Ashes tour

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Always wondered what the part inside my body looked like

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Feel awful saying this but all I can think about is how gross it would feel to lick him up his back

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gotta feel really bad for these when it’s like a birth mutation that means they have no chance to survive in the wild though. Can’t imagine that poor hedgebollock has a chance