Never been on a nude beach. Don’t think I’d like it tbh, too awkward and self-conscious.
I’ve been on a couple. Never nude (nevernude), but I have been on some nude beaches.
There’s a nude colony near to where I’m living at the moment. Those dudes must really hate clothes.
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Where the hell is that?
I’d struggle in that my penis appears somewhat undersized in flaccid form.
I’d worry about that.
Me and the TV once took a walk round a bit of the Greek island of Skiathos and realised we were on a nudist beach. It was a bit out of season though and there only five couples there. Every one of the blokes were bollock naked and every one of the women were fully clothed and wearing a buttoned up cardigan. We didn’t hang around.
Also, if you’re driving to Guildford from Haslemere down the back way through brook, the mansion on the corner Just past brook is a swingers hotel. Like, world renowned, people fly in for the night renowned.
And you know this how…?
Dad is a taxi driver
“dad” “taxi driver”. It’s ok Profk
Went to one near Bilbao recently. Got nude. Felt good. Helped that it wasn’t exclusively old men who were nude, by a long way.