Nude beaches

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#1

Never been on a nude beach. Don’t think I’d like it tbh, too awkward and self-conscious.


#2

I’ve been on a couple. Never nude (nevernude), but I have been on some nude beaches.


#3


#4

they’re fine


#5

There’s a nude colony near to where I’m living at the moment. Those dudes must really hate clothes.


#6


#7

My evil twin’s lo-fi music project


#8

Where the hell is that?


#9

Headley


#10

Blimey.


#11

Innit


#12

I’d struggle in that my penis appears somewhat undersized in flaccid form.

I’d worry about that.


#13

Ahahahs


#14

Me and the TV once took a walk round a bit of the Greek island of Skiathos and realised we were on a nudist beach. It was a bit out of season though and there only five couples there. Every one of the blokes were bollock naked and every one of the women were fully clothed and wearing a buttoned up cardigan. We didn’t hang around.


#15

Significant shrinkage


#16

Also, if you’re driving to Guildford from Haslemere down the back way through brook, the mansion on the corner Just past brook is a swingers hotel. Like, world renowned, people fly in for the night renowned.


#17

And you know this how…?


#18

Dad is a taxi driver


#19

“dad” “taxi driver”. It’s ok Profk


#20

Went to one near Bilbao recently. Got nude. Felt good. Helped that it wasn’t exclusively old men who were nude, by a long way.