Nudist Beaches


#1

It’s a poll!

  • Absolutely! It’s the only way to truly enjoy the beach!
  • Not for me, but it’s a free world
  • Why would I want sand in my nooks or crannies?
  • Excuse me mate, you’re sitting on my towel…actually, just keep it.

0 voters


#2

Far, far too self conscious to attempt anything resembling this


#3

When I (briefly) lived in Broadstairs, my landlady asked me to sign a petition that her friend was circulating, to stop the opening of a local nude beach.

Her stated reason was “because Gary Glitter lives around here”.


#4

Not any more he doesn’t!


#5

being naked at the beach, aye fine.

being surrounded by weird naked old men at the beach, no thank you.


#6

We have nude parks here let alone beaches


#7

Just like being in bed, but itchy and people can see you. Pretty standard tbh.

NOT FOR ME, I HAVE A SMALL WILLY.


#8

But WHY do people want to be nude at the beach?


#9

much prefer normal beaches where it’s nbd if you get nude while sunbathing


#10

I’d like everyone ELSE to be nude at the beach. Is that something you can do?


#11

Cost savings to be had from not putting suncream on your bits. Another reason why I’ll pass.


#12

also you’d look weird creaming your piece up.


#13

Me and the TV once took a walk round a bit of the Greek Island of Skiathos and realised we were on a nudist beach. It was a bit out of season though and there only five couples there. Every one of the blokes were bollock naked and every one of the women were fully clothed and wearing a buttoned up cardigan.


#14

Might need to use an extra high SPF on it. Hard to rub in.


#15

that stuff is so thick I could just wear a dollop as a kind of posing pouch.

EDIT: a MASSIVE dollop


#16

I have been nude at the beach but I was skinny-dipping and it was dark and I was drunk. Skegness didn’t know what hit it that day I can tell you.


#17

I’d be constantly fretful of getting a hard on


#18

You could tie your windbreak to it


#19

Or use it as a rudimentary sundial


#20

I could you know.

I don’t mind having my mickey out at the beach, I just can’t trust it to behave itself.