I’ve just invented the
‘30 day colon massage challenge’ :moneybag:

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Have you cleared this with @colon_closed_bracket first?

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colonuary

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That guy would benefit from opening up his colon.

Everyone stop what you’re doing and massage your colon.

colon mr raider
colon mr wrong

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here we go

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The birds have finally started using the suet coconut I bought for them. It’s so nice watching them from my kitchen. :relaxed:

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Pretty envious of my partner’s new boots

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oh no my phone has just bricked itself

Switch has a nes player now btw

Bowl of couscous

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What are you all having for lunch, those who are in work? I’ve not been snacking on nuts and chocolate all morning, and to be frank it’s been a bit of a shock to the system. Had a Sainos chicken jalfrezi that was reduced to £2.19. Taste 6/10, VFM 9/10.

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12 pigs in blankets from Tesco, reduced to £1.77 plus Cinnamon Coke Zero (regular price)

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Choice was very limited today. All my usual haunts were closed so had to lower my standards and go to Pret.

Pea & mint soup, avocado & herb wrap, mature cheddar & red onion crisps.

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The Godiva blood orange dark chocolate is the nicest chocolate I’ve ever had.

I find this hard to believe

been gutting the house in prep for my folks coning round tonight for dinner. yeah that’s right my folks are coming round to my flat for dinner (first time since i moved in) tonight. Told you i was staying in for new years.
Flat looks really nice spotless :slight_smile:

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Can’t remember if Jamie Oliver is liked on dis or not

  • Twat
  • Fine

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