Obscure innuendo request

Need a line that ties into the FCA (Financial Conduct Authority) somehow.

  • Can’t be based around the word “fine”
  • Can be as tenuous and laboured as necessary
  • Don’t ask, okay? I don’t ask about your life

I’ll audit… your… performance (?)

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(sexual performance)

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I’m no expert on financial regulatory bodies but you’ve really done a number on me

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you can financially conduct your authority any time sir/mistress

Financial Cum-duct Authority

tax my ass

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Any double entry bookkeeping angles?

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something about loop holes

One on their back and the other going from behind.

well these will all get you arrested

Fence my ring.

I’ll regulate your sector

"You can inspect my assets any time! :smirk: "

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Hmm. Something about a big deposit?

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something about supervising banks

Is that a chunky regulatory report in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?

Financial Cum Ass

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I’ll F your C and your A

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