Obsoĺete Jobs (Polls)

Inspired by the pension thread, what old or redundant jobs need bringing back?

Cigarette ushers

  • Bring them back!
  • Good riddance!
0 voters

“Grom of the stool”

  • Bring them back!
  • Good Riddance!
0 voters

I’d love someone to groom my stools

  • Bring them back!
  • Good Riddance!
0 voters

“Cigarette ushers”

Rebranded as vape diffusers now.

2 Likes

Roving night watchpersons to guard against thieves, invasion and such.

“11 o’clock and all is well!” that sort of thing.

  • Bring them back!
  • Good riddance!
0 voters

Street piemen (ronseal, roving piemen, would go into pubs and so on hocking pies)

  • Bring them back!
  • Good riddance!
0 voters

i dont know what any of these are

  • yes
  • no, somehow i k now what the are
0 voters

Roving piemen still exist

One of these comes to my office

13 Likes

I like to make it two different words otherwise it would sound very like something else.

I should specify the piemen in my poll have a handdrawn cart and a little charcoal heater for the pies.

1 Like

Yeah bring them back.

Or maybe not because i had pie and peas 5 days running once

4 Likes

Better eaten sitting down tbh

8 Likes

‘Fast food’ tho

3 Likes

Sorry what’s the problem here? No mash?

4 Likes

i think its the running bit thats the problem

1 Like

Debonair highwaypersons.

  • Bring them back!
  • Good riddance!
0 voters

This is a lot of pressure to put on me tbh

edit: as long as they rob from only the rich and the King of England it is fine imo

1 Like

The lads who sit by new graves with a big bell, in case any one starts knocking or curious surgeons come with shovels.

  • Bring them back!
  • Good riddance!
0 voters

Alchemist

  • Bring them back
  • Good riddance!
0 voters

Alewife

  • Bring them back
  • Good riddance!
0 voters

Arrephoros

  • Bring them back
  • Good riddance!
0 voters