From here:
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Apparently there is a guide dogs stand, which is lovely and also lends itself to jokes about the ageing population of Tory voters
“This week, in this party, for the sake of our children, let us commit to unite so that the Moscow-loving, Hamas-hugging, high-taxing, moderate-bashing, job-destroying, national anthem-avoiding, NATO-hating, class war-provoking, one-man museum of economic folly that is Jeremy Corbyn, is never let anywhere near Downing Street.”
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the gifted oration of Mr Michael Gove…
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Original lyrics to It’s The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)??
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Not a fan of the rule of threes then.
More a fan of three threes, apparently.
not as snappy as Education Education Education tho, is it
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I have an image of her militantly stamping on the windpipe of a poor person each time she used the word ‘Militant’.
Fucking HELL.
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I liked this suggestion for the little twerp
https://twitter.com/Tonystone61/status/1046689283191566336?s=20
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This is a very good articulation of a thought I often have when reading online arguments. Will definitely be referring back to this tweet
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Tory Conference 18, where you have to deny being a hologram
“And while we’re on that subject, some of you may have heard that I might be delivering this speech as a hologram. To those of you who have spent the last 5 minutes thinking this is the most realistic hologram you’ve ever seen, I should make it clear that I decided not to.”
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That’s exactly what a hologram would say tbf
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Who’s that quote from? Not Tupac again is it?
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