October politics thread - counting down to doom in weeks and days

Let’s talk about the politics

First question - no one out with the actual Labour Party cares what the Labour Party might campaign for in a referendum do they? If so, why? And everyone in the party knows they will campaign for remain, so who gives a fuck.

Pardon?

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because if they go get a revised deal, then campaign against it, leaves them open to lots of LOL LABOUR DONT KNOW WAHT THEYRE DOIN! headlines/tweets*

*so what’s new?

How long before Johnson goes full Trump and starts chanting 'make Britain great again ’ ?

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Probably tomorrow

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jo swinson (splashing some piss on her birthday cake): “gee thanks for the cake but i can’t eat it because of all this piss on it”

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Swinson, eh

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SizzlingDeliciousBackswimmer-size_restricted

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Everyone ready to enjoy their last month of EU membership/properly functioning modern society?

More to the point, if the EU know that Labour will campaign for Remain (because they make it their policy) then they will hardly arse themselves coming up with a deal anyway.

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Although I guess the nth level chess move for them there might be to come up with a deal where nobody over the age of 50 can eat bacon, convert their garage to a pub or wear a hankie on their head at the beach, in the hope that this would tilt the referendum balance.

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Yep, off to Rome on Thursday, a last European hurrah.

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Alright The Visigoths.

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Celebrating the collapse of one pan-European project by admiring the ruins of one that already failed.

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That’s a probably lovely trip with an excellently ghoulish twist

October update;

Never going to happen.

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Hard ‘not a hard border’ border coming to a large island near you soon!

Let’s talk about you and Smee
Let’s talk about all the bad things and more bad things that may be

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When is something interesting/terrifying going to happen next? The thing about this “let’s all just tell lies” phase is that it’s boring as well as terrifying.

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