I’ve seen at least five iterations of this tweet today alone.

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i don’t use twitter, as you well know.

Lies!

https://mobile.twitter.com/profk

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Cigars in town

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can’t believe I watched like 4 hours of parliament today

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Here’s my last attempt

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I mean, that’s golden. You know how you look at someone, like a really good musician or sports star and think, “That’s so good, I don’t think I can beat that; I’m out”? Think that’s just happened here

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That sounds rough, good to hear your Dad’s health is better though.

It’s crackers employers aren’t held to account over stuff like this. I’m naive saying it but it should just be fairer.

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So the government has to give their plans to the EU for legislation timeframe and what they would do with an extension? The EU will then use that to determine the length of a possible extension?

But the government don’t want an extension so they would surely give the worst argument possible. I don’t really understand how the bit next works.

I’m so fried by all of this. I’m complete fucking nothing.

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Let’s hope Macron doesn’t mess things up again.

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Bang on impression

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It’s been doing the rounds (particularly on podcasts) for a good while now.

Audacious that @marckee would use a tweet from today in an attempt to marckee @profk, to be honest. :grinning:

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He’s got a terribly inanimate upper face, does Markoise. If he wants to make that impression really fly, he’s got to get his eyes involved a bit.

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The eyes, as they say, hav

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I’m exhausted with this. Can totally understand people just wanting it over and done with - obviously it never will be and wouldn’t have been even if the withdrawal bill had passed - but it’s easy to see why the ‘man on the street (I’ve met him and he’s a c… blah blah)’ just wants it to fucking end.

So how likely do you reckon an election is before January?

  • Extremely
  • Very
  • Quite
  • Meh
  • Not Very
  • Probably not

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It’s a bit like watching Scotland play football. Love it when we win but it’s only delaying the inevitable crushing disappointment. I want an election but it’s not gonna end well. Is it better to have loved and lost?

All these mixed analogies and for what? Nuttin’.

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why are they always interviewing big Marko? who actually is he? does he have a job or is he just another backbench tit?

got his poppy on already though, fair play. not taking any chances.

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He’s a vocal member of the ERG who is capable of giving off soundbites like a post-roast grandparent gives off gas

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oh yeah, them. could never remember who else was in them other than the lead singer (Jumpin Jake Mogg)

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