Going to be a belligerent Irish amabassador so folks.
Of course Milo is wrapped up in all this.
Sold! It’s been my dream to be immortalised in song ever since I read this post. I mean ideally I’d prefer to swap the dragon on the flag for a big ol’ horse but a song will do.
Ah FFS Milo’s descent into irrelevancy was one of the precious few silver linings of these past few nightmare years.
Y Cefil Coch Fawr
As nicknames go I’ve had worse.
Fuck, Ceffyl - misremembered that one, it’s a complicated language yo
Can one of the mods please make ‘The Great Red Porpoise’ @colossalhorse’s title thingy please?
This would be one of my proudest mistaken accomplishments
Funnily enough that’s what I call myself after my monthly waxing.
I like it - I wanna hear Welsh voice choirs singing tales of how the great red porpoise heroically liberated the Welsh from the Brexit-mental English as soon as possible.
To be fair, that’s not something that would be out of place in the Mabinogion
Happy to whip this shower in favour of the great red porpoise, so help me god this law will pass
absolutely fucking done.
I him so mucchhhhhhhhh
Sorry I can’t accept this job. I’ll take chief sec to the treasury if you’ll give the position wide ranging new powers to enforce a climate emergency budget over every govt department. Or reform the dept for energy and climate change and I’ll take that job.
Can I request a transfer to Transport and Community Connectivity, please?
(No idea what’s going on here. Just replying to an email that your tagging instigated.)
I’ll take responsibility for Scotland, if required. I can offer a two hour commitment per week.
Good shout putting me on defence
I’ve just sent the message to the nuclear weapons suppliers saying we’ll nuke them if they keep hassling us about paying for maintenance and whatnot
Let’s get this deficit sorted
Can’t wait to nationalise Tunnocks and A G Barr.
