October politics thread - counting down to doom in weeks and days

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I once spoke with Flavor Flav at Kew Gardens for 10 minutes.

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That just pips this as my favourite reply to Rory Stewart today…

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Handy that he makes it so easy to keep track of how long you’ve been talking to him

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Christ

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Tony DOES have him on a technicality there annoyingly.

(It confuses me as to why Rory Stewart is so popular amongst certain people)

Because a whole swathe of the British political class are suffering a collective nervous breakdown?

Hahaha I thought this was some random fart-brained FBPEr, but it’s an actual Lib Dem candidate for the next election. With a fucking spider in her handle and all. The disease is taking over, the centre cannot hold its bowels

10 Run for Parliament
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30 Goto 10

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Seems the bar to becoming a hero is set to ‘considering that the aims of the Conservative party leadership are unrealistic and damaging’.

They’ll make heroes of us all yet.

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Say what you like, at least British PMs know their ham.

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[NARRATOR] They didn’t

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Iberí feels like a right idiot

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She looks exactly like my dad’s girlfriend who comes out with this sort of tripe after she’s had a glass of wine too. Is there a good gammon-like term for this type?

Serrano bigger mistakes to make.

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I had started a post saying “these satirical centrist twitter accounts are getting way too obvious”, but fuck me she’s an actual Lib-Dem PPC.

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he has, of course, been publicly executed earlier today on site.

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Hard to draw any other conclusion when she refuses to countenance Corbyn as temporary PM.

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