The Telegraph have gone full-Telegraph this morning:

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It would be embarrassing for them if it turned out that we actually never asked to be invaded and colonised in the first place wouldn’t it?

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Incredible how the Telegraph/Tory party have gone from being all about the Union to advocating letting Northern Ireland go in the space of five years, and all because of Brexit.

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The handful of Tories I know have all turned into ardent reunificationists over the past few years. Been formative to see how swiftly they will discard deeply held beliefs about nationalist projects for the latest and shiniest.

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Turns out we’ve been playing the wrong game in too many dimensions all along…

I believe it is three-dimensional poker and we’re playing very high risk stakes here.

~ Nigel Evans

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Pfft, as if notorious hypergenius Dom Cummings would stoop so low as to play anything in a mere 3 dimensions. He’s gonna reveal he’s holding a quantum flush any day now.

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Three-dimensional poker = regular poker, no?

Or is this all part of their illusion?

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Goes without saying but

what a cunt

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Absolutely beautiful:

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Is this where you don’t know if a poo made it round the u-bend until you next open the lid?

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Wonderful chain

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Flavible is a big deal, making upwards of £8 a month.

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Very silly of Labour to get rid of that well-loved local MP, Kate Hoey

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You’re thinking of Schrodinger’s Floater

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Floatinger

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I can’t get on that guy’s website to tell for sure what he’s doing to come up with those numbers, but it looks like he’s applying UNS plus a tiny bit of fudge factor which is utter gibberish.

I think I read somewhere that all of his figures are based upon the swings from the European elections, applied to every constituency in the country…

He came up with this a few months ago

In total the website calculates the Liberal Democrats would take 209 seats, ahead of the Tories on 181 and Labour on 150.

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Sounds likely wink wink

:rofl:

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