#121

Fool indeed.

Unless the person doing the job is sufficiently ghastly, with no concept of despair.

(And going by that interview up there, she’ll positively flourish in the role.)

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#122

This could go in about 40 different threads at the moment. Just a Monday reminder fuck this Government:

It is real but, from last year still fuck em.

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#123

I work in “cyber” and I’d give my left nut to be a ballerina.

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#124

This ad was from last year apparently so it’s not quite as grotesque as it first looks.

Still a shit campaign though. Who even says cyber in 2020?

EDIT: oh you already mentioned that. Sorry. Carry on.

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#125

That feels to me like the government are suggesting she sets up an OnlyFans account and moves into sex work. The word cyber hasn’t been used since the early 2000s unless it’s talking about cybersex.

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#126

This is very much why I thought people were sharing it…

#127

paging @thewza…

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#128

I’m afraid it’s very much being kept alive in “the industry”.

#129

perhaps?

#130

I literally just now went to register for a conference and saw this

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Then there’s these lads

https://www.ncsc.gov.uk/cyberessentials/overview

you don’t have to like it but the word is very much “in use”.

EDIT : I don’t know why I’m defending the word cyber. I don’t much like it either but people do use it.
EDIT 2: What could be more hip and “now” than Garfield??!

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#131

:+1:

Glad to see I’m not alone in being utterly perplexed with the seemingly unstoppable resurgence of cyber.

#132

Big fan of centrist/right people being aghast at the way the arts are being treated. Severe leopards eating faces energy

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#133

I’m sure that millennials and zoomers will be happy to be given another way to exchange their retirement income so that the boomers’ nest eggs keep going up…

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#134

Hah at this point really feels like they’re expecting a world war to deal with any problems past the next 20 years

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#135

I’m sure this has been posted elsewhere, but shit like this makes me feel like the government’s definitely run by the BIGGEST BRANES.

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#136

Use the auto-enrolment from the job you no longer have, or the self-employment you’ve had to take in the gig economy (oh wait, that’s not covered by AE) in order to get declined for a mortgage! Ha, suffer! Bleeeaaak.

#137

Love how these ideas just do the rounds every 18 months or so

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#138

“French fishermen would rather have “no agreement than a bad agreement,” said the country’s fishing minister.”

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#139

No fish is better than a bad fish

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#140

So people can literally mortgage their futures?

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