RIGHT.
Just saw some guy on my floor wash and dry his hands THEN rebutton his trousers, do his fly, then sort his belt. All while standing at the sinks.
I don’t know which number he was in there for and I can’t decide which is worse.
Was his cock hanging out whilst he washed and dried his hands?
I don’t know, I only cottoned on to what was happening when he started faffing about with tucking his shirt.
Quite worried the the answer is yes.
not sure which bit of this I should pretend I’ve misunderstood.
Maybe that he’s actually flying?
Suggestions welcome.
How do you know if he behaves differently when he’s alone?
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What’s a “toilet”?
Epistemology sub-thread?
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Epistemology his trousers, he’s going to have to get them dry cleaned.
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Are you going to share “colleague toilet habits.xlsx” with the rest of us?
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at my old work, there was a constant trail of water from the sink over to the hand dryer. apparently didn’t occur to anybody to shake the excess off their hands before throwing it all over the floor. used to see people do it every day.
I’ve worked in two places where the walls of the cubicles got covered in bogies, to the point that the cleaners raised it as a complaint.
I just have no idea how on earth anyone would think that was acceptable behaviour.
what are they confirming. Wee or poo ? has to be number 2 doesn’t it, no one would know if someone had done a wee wee.
Reckon if the showers stank of piss it might be a bit of a giveaway.
Got to be a shit hasn’t it? Cleaning a shit would be a considerably harder job.
If you’re cleaning a shit, don’t forget the pièce de résistance of the polishing phase.
Our cubicle wanker also leaves shit on the back of the toilet seat.
hmmm is your username a clue that you’re giving us here ?
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we don’t have bathrooms, just toilets