I’ve worked in two places where the walls of the cubicles got covered in bogies, to the point that the cleaners raised it as a complaint.

I just have no idea how on earth anyone would think that was acceptable behaviour.

Friend of mine sent me pic of an office wide email from his companies CEO:

Truly inexplicable

what are they confirming. Wee or poo ? has to be number 2 doesn’t it, no one would know if someone had done a wee wee.

Reckon if the showers stank of piss it might be a bit of a giveaway.

Got to be a shit hasn’t it? Cleaning a shit would be a considerably harder job.

If you’re cleaning a shit, don’t forget the pièce de résistance of the polishing phase.

Our cubicle wanker also leaves shit on the back of the toilet seat.

hmmm is your username a clue that you’re giving us here ?

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we don’t have bathrooms, just toilets

In my work toilets the other day and a guy came out the cubicle with his wireless headphones on. Wasn’t clear if he was actually listening to anything. Either way it’s oddball behaviour

I’ve mentioned this before I think but I’ve seen someone at work REPEATEDLY wash his hands, then stand between the two hand dryers with one hand under each

That genius behavior!

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My old work we had issues with people squatting on the toliet seat to go, breaking it and spreading poo everywhere. :frowning:

I’d like to think he’s indulging a fantasy in which he’s Magneto.

doesn’t everyone do this given the opportunity ? (the double hand dryer bit I mean)

The saddest thing that I’ve ever seen
Were bogies wiped on the cubicle walls

not a fan of people shaving in the sink at work.

‘into’ the sink would be bad enough. But ‘in’ is madness

potential new case opened on the weird guy who follows people into the toilet and watches them though.

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