#65

If it was my office someone would have taken a dump in the toaster by now

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#67

Lisa Stansfield using the defrost function.

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#68

so niche

poor Lisa Stansfield

#70

Better watch out that HR don’t get involved, they’ll be for the chop.

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#71

Or at least be told to cutlet out.

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#72

Hope they don’t take it too badly, I hate the thought of them being for-lorne.

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#73

It would be offal for everyone.

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#74

That’s me out, the wiki page on butchers only yields so much gold.

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#75

Google ‘lisa stansfield freezer’

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#77

Well, that certainly explains why Kerry Katona got the nod for the Iceland adverts.

#79

I think it’s just someone you’re close to at work and bicker with etc - don’t think there’s any inappropriateness implied

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#80

The wonders of working in HR. Whenever someone’s suddenly disappeared from a company I’m working at, I usually sneak a peek at the ‘record of conversation’ document in their employee file to see how well/badly it was handled.

Yeah this has always been my understanding of the term. Not that I use it because it is objectively a bit weird

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#81

2 x colleague bangs, from the same job, but very importantly after we stopped working together. And holy shit am I glad because one of them was, to this day, the worst sexual experience of my life. I saw @elthamsmateowen the next day and I’m sure he can still remember how traumatised I was.

I fucking hate Slack, for exactly this reason. It’s great for teams (by which I mean, 10-20 people max) but our entire 4,000 strong global workforce uses it. Veteran’s Day in the US, with loads of American employees posting photos of themselves from their army days, which just so happened to coincide with our Serbian office coming online, was a car crash.

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#82

I’m sure it wasn’t at the time, but this sounds absolutely hilarious.

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#83

You are a bit I think.

I’ve been referred to as many peoples’ work husband tbf.

I have never called anyone my work wife though. I always defuse it/make it awkward if someone says it about me in front of me with ‘come on, you’re my work side piece at most’

#84

This “work husband/wife” stuff sounds absolutely excruciating and I am glad I’ve never had anything to do with it.

My attitude to this might be another reason why I have no friends at work.

I did try to rectify this and I said I’d go to the next payday drinks. However said payday drinks were scheduled for the day before payday, which made me so annoyed I refused to go.

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#85

As an outsider it was very entertaining, but yeah it was pretty bleak. Went back to check the screenshots I’d sent to people and holy shit I’d completely forgotten about the other things that were being posted in the All Employee channel before there was a bit of a crackdown. Check this shit out

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None of this compares to the uproar when they moved the (Free!) breakfast we get once a week (we get lunch every day) from Friday to Tuesday.

#86

Oh wow.

I’m sure the creators of slack are delighted that people use it to chat libertarian shit all day.

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#87

I mean, they’ll be silicon valley bros and their product is disproportionately used by Silicon Valley firms (of which my company is one) so … probably, yeah

#88

This would irk me too